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Everything about MEGAMADCRAB is hilariously broken

Created by: Exxion

For those who don't know, using wirecutters on a crab has a 50% chance to instantly kill it, and a 50% chance to turn it into a MEGAMADCRAB, a very strong and angry crab. It is broken in just about every way you can imagine.

  1. The living and dead sprites for MEGAMADCRAB are exactly the same, and neither is a crab. In fact, they are both naked white human males.
  2. MEGAMADCRABs are not actually hostile.
  3. You still have a 50% chance of killing them instantly with wirecutters, making them a negligible threat even if they did actually attack you.
  4. If you examine them, your client freezes for a moment and the examine icon is horribly distorted, just like #10053 (@PJB3005)
  5. Despite there being several different crab appearances, all of them turn into the same sprite. Which would be bad even if that sprite were a crab.

As an added bonus, if this DID work properly, wirecuttering Norris repeatedly would turn him into an unstoppable murder machine, because he revives to full health a few seconds after dying.